This Saturday Tia's Is The Only Spot To Watch The Derby

Big shouts to Miltons for getting Hank clothes that actually look good. “Fleeking out of his pores” is how Hank described it. I’m not sure what that means but sounds awesome.

LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

So gassed up for Saturday it’s not even funny. I haven’t really drank in like a month and a half so this will be my triumphant return to alcoholism. How’s the weather gonna be? Oh idk, how ’bout beautiful?

Sunshine, fancy clothes, chicks in derby hats, the Derby along with NBA/NHL playoffs, Stella Artois and enough Mint Juleps to knock us out right on our feet. God I can’t wait. Remember to dress to impress because there will be prizes for best dressed guys and girls. Let’s do it, guys. Lets have the best damn day ever.